"You mind telling me what the fuck we're doing here at 4 in the morning?"

"Someone called in a 037."

"Someone fed a cross-dresser to alligators?"

"Holy Crap! You didn't have to look that up?"

Ahahaha, Seanbaby, you never fail to amuse.

www.cracked.com/blog/man-comics-volume-punch-issue-dick/

So, I'm 20 today... That is a strange feeling. I don't really know what to think of no longer being a teenager.

A few hours ago I was thinking "Hmm, I have both my papers written for Monday, why do I feel I forg-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Outline!". Yes, I forgot to come up with the outline for my final paper that my prof. needs to see and approve ( Read more... )

And hellooo my first two course A's of my college career! \o/

But Math, why you gotta do me like this? ;___;

Frank and Jamia are having twins!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Corey Haim

:(

Tonight in Atlanta, Georgia, I will be seeing Muse in concert for the second time! And this time I will be on the floor. Hope my legs make it through. If not, I will force them to make it.

Actually get sleep, even if you did have to stay up 'til 5am the same morning your paper is due.

Oh god, is that even a sentence?

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I woke up yesterday not knowing it was the first day of school. Still made it early to class though!

I just found out Brittany Murphy died :(