I didn't intend to join another challenge community while doing my 30_kisses claim, but the themes at un_love_you are just so perfect for Jounouchi/Mai I couldn't resist. The table is here:

( La la la themes )

And here we have the elusive 30_kisses fic, written for Theme #27, Overflow. Rated S for Silly, because I needed to do something light after the angstfest of the past few entries.

He's beginning to suspect that his terrible fate is not to die but to be manhandled by girls half his size.

Heard in seminar this evening:

Mr. R: *after extremely long comment* I don't quite remember what you said, but I think I responded to it... Did that help at all?

Mr. S: No, not really.

Dear dining hall health inspector,

If you had asked, as opposed to simply assuming that I'm too stupid to understand human speech and snapping the tongs in my face: Yes, I do understand the function of the tongs. Which is why I use them when there are multiple cookies on the plate. However, when the plate contains a grand total of two cookies, ( Read more... )

Okay, that smacking sound right there? That was the sound of Inagaki and Murata sucker-punching me right in the heart. Oh, Hiruma.

...It does explain quite a few things about him, though. Like where his failure/abandonment issues came from. And what his beef with his dad (and, apparently, his mom) is ( Read more... )

Wherein the party stops for the night, and immaturity abounds.

( 'Who do you think you are, the hero of some epic?' )

Man arrested for stealing bridge

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian police have detained a 45-year-old municipal worker for stealing a bridge ( Read more... )

Finally got caught up on the Eyeshield manga and HOLY CRAP WHY ISN'T IT NEXT WEEK YET ( Read more... )

Dear Charles Baudelaire,

I don't care how misunderstood you are. STOP WHINING.

This message has been brought to you by the Department of People Who Are Really Sick of Their French Homework.

To A Certain Person Who Shall Remain Nameless:

A plane is a surface which lies evenly with the straight lines on itself.

A plain is that which the rain in Spain falls mainly upon.

Excessively amused by typos? Who, me?