My new favoritest quote ever:

[elemess]

"The number of 'fleeting' penises we expect to see on broadcast television is zero."
-- Parents Television Council

I guess I missed the part in last week's season premiere of Survivor where former Atlantan Marcus flashed his johnson to the camera and the producers failed to pixelate it. I'm surprised, actually, since they pixelate everything else

Comments

[galbinus_caeli]

If kids see a penis on TV, they are going to ask Mommy to buy them one.

[elemess]

Well, the mommies in Johns Creek are going to have to go a little farther to get one now that the Love Shack had to close. Clearly, no one was thinking of the children. Now their mommies have to suffer.

[galbinus_caeli]

Well, Mommy can just rent one from Raoul the "gardener", or Paolo the "poolboy".