Bill Simmons has a brand new mailbag

[elemess]

If you like sports and pop culture even a little bit, you need to be reading the Bill Simmons mailbag over on ESPN.com's Page 2.

a sample:Q: Shouldn't Elizabeth Perkins have faced statutory rape charges in "Big

Comments

[jrosehale]

That's funny. I have to admit, the older I get, the creepier I find that whole business in the movie. And the more I want to kill Jerry Lee Lewis for marrying his 13-year-old cousin.

[elemess]

But JLL's cousin was Winona Ryder, so it's hard to blame him.

And how are you feeling? I left a couple of messages on your VM.

[jrosehale]

Yeah, I was showing Mom pics of your visit this afternoon, and I went, "Dude, I have to call him back." Thanks for worrying. I'm much better, though I still feel like an invalid b/c of the "not picking up my own baby" thing. It's weird.

[elemess]

You'll be lugging him around again soon enough. Glad you're doing better. Have you had help around the house?