Claudia walked into the highschool and asked, "Who's wearing cologne?!" I looked at her, and we both mouthed, "Isaac."

Livejournal is pissing me off. Half the people here are too fucking depressed for me. And the people I know don't comment take interest. [Because I'm too happy?]

El Magnifico Ulysses loves me, so he will cure my woes.

I was sick yesterday. I hate being sick, cause I always miss cool stuff that happens. I guess Alex fits right in. I missed Ez coming into the high school, too.
What makes you angry, Stewart?
THE WORLD.

SNL ruuuuuules.

I think I'm in love.

The question is: with whom?

Yeah, some days are like that. :)

So, do you go to the University?
Uh, no. I'm still in high school.
Oh, Orange High?
Actually, I go to a private fine and performing arts school.
Where is it?
It's right across the street.
Ah, down by the bridge?
No, literally across the street.That's the conversation I had with a Paul Rudd look-alike with lighter hair and glasses. He was our ( Read more... )

When I woke up yesterday, the corner of my eye where the tearduct resides was sore. Later I told my mom about it, and she said it was because I have a slight a black-eye. She said I probably hit myself in my sleep. >_< WHAT ELSE DO I DO TO MYSELF AS I SLEEP?

( the wienie tempts you... )

If you gots the poison I gots the remedy.

So, get your ass over here and let me give it to you.

Gimme some sugar, baby.

A-hunting we will go, a-hunting we will go. Hi-ho the derry-oh, a-hunting we will go.