Dear Sweet Cardboard Cutout of Christ, its over, what easily amounts to the most stressful year I've had yet at Emerson is finally done. The month or so since I last posted was chock full o' ass between finals and the apartment, and a ton of ridiculous stuff has happened, of both the awesome, and craptastic variety. Stuff which I shall now write ( Read more... )

Ladies and Gentlemen.... the walking octopus:

Be Amazed by Horrors From the Deep!!

I can't believe its been nearly a month since my birthday, and subsequently a month since my last update. Its not a lack of things going on in my life thats caused this lapse, but actually the sheer unending amount of it. My classes this semester have heavy work loads. Ridiculous, nonstop heavy work loads. Right now I'm working on three papers and ( Read more... )

Depending on how one looks at it, it very well may be my birthday today. Sure, it could technically be tomorrow, or if you're really into it, midnight tonight for a split second. Some have told me I simply don't have a birthday this year, then tell me to go away cause without a birthday I don't exist. Well a pox on them! The way I see it, since the ( Read more... )

A priest has been summoned for a meeting with the archbishop. He's ushered into the archbishop's office, and the archbishop tells him that there's a conference at the Vatican the next week, and that he wants him to go there and represent their archdiocese at the conference. He also tells him that he's going to get to meet the pope. So the priest is ( Read more... )

The causal drunken observer in the North End may have written us off as the products of an over zealous imagination. To the insane we were no doubt hostile hallucinations from the past. The looks we got as we dragged a 1950's cash register through the streets last night were priceless. Marly, Lee, Emily, and I spotted it on our way to a party and ( Read more... )

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Now when people ask me, "Mike, have you ever stepped on a bottle of super glue, gotten it stuck to your foot and then to your hands when you tried to get it off in a hilarious cartoon manner?" I can proudly say 'yes!'

The thing I love best about having a single is being able to stay up all night listening to music. Thus far I've done a wonderful job of maintaining a wildly varying sleep schedule; waking up at 8 and going to sleep at 5, any yet somehow not feeling it at all ( Read more... )

Huzzah! Its over! Yesterdays screening went really damn well. There was a sound issue for the first 30 seconds of so that literally almost killed me (I curled into the fetal position and whispered 'oh fuck' silently to myself until I knew the problem was solved.) But other than that it seemed to go over well. I've only talked to friends about it ( Read more... )