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Facebook Quizes
Author: Nymphatrix
Category: NCIS
Language: English, Rated: T
Genres: Humor/Romance
Pairing: Ziva D. & Tony D.
Chapters: 1, Words: 721, Reviews: 0
Published: 4-21-09
Status: Complete
Facebook Quizzes
Tiva goodness.
Disclaimer: OH MY GODS GESS WAT GUIES I OWN THE NCISS!!! TONY N ZEEVA R LYK MENT 2 B AND THEY WILL HAVE LITTLE BBS AND BE IN LOVEEEEEEE!!!!!! LOL THEN TONY WILL B ALL LYK ILU ZEEVA AND SHELL B LYK ILU 2 TONY!!! AND THEN THEY’LL KISS N MAKEOUT AND BE IN LUUUURVE!!!!!........no. Yes, my fangirl (of a particular male character) impression still includes the phrase ‘Oh my Gods!’. All in all, I take no claim of either Facebook or CBS’ NCIS.
Summary: “Ziva just took the "What kind of boy should you be with?" quiz and the result is Bestfriend Boy.” In other words; Tony. T for one word.
A/N: I’m on a frakkin’ roll with my Tiva fics today!! :D
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“You need a bestfriend boy. It sounds very boring, but it's really not. This could turn into the most passionate relationship ever! You need someone that is just fun to be around, without all the mushy gushy stuff all the time. You want to be able to be yourself around a guy, and just hangout like you do with your friends. You also probably value being able to have a conversation that has to do with more than how much you "miss" or "love" eachother. If you have a bestfriend that's a guy, don't be afraid to DATE HIM! He could turn out to be the perfect guy for you. And if you don't have a guy bestfriend already, then find one! If you meet a guy you might be interested in, see if you can just be friends before you climb into the relationship.”
People really need to learn that not all words are joined. Was the first thing Ziva thought when she received the result of the quiz. It really was pointless but she was bored and had nothing better to do.
Best friend? Was the second thing she thought.
Shit.
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“Ziva!” Squealed Abby as she ran towards her. “I was right all along! I knew you were meant to be with Tony!!”
“Abby, I do not know what you are talking about.”
“The quiz Ziva! I saw the result! I told you!!”
“Abby,” she started. “Abby that’s just some quiz on a website, it is not necessarily true. There is no basis in fact or science that I should be with my best friend, who by the way may not even be Tony.”
“Oh come on Ziva! How could it not be Tony?”
“I have many male friends Ab-“
“But you don’t love them like you do Tony!!”
“No I do no-Wait, what? I don’t love Tony! He is my partner! There is a difference between loving someone and caring about them Abby!”
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“Tony! Tony! Tony!”
“What is it Abbs, what’s wrong?” Now he was worried.
“Tony! I have to show you something!” Within a minute they were down in Abby’s lab where she had brought up the post about Ziva’s quiz. “Look Tony! Isn’t this great?”
“Isn’t what great?”
“Read it Tony!”
If you have a bestfriend that's a guy, don't be afraid to DATE HIM! He could turn out to be the perfect guy for you.
Oh no.
“Tony! Isn’t it great?”
“Yeah, yeah. Great Abbs.” He said, still trying to get his head around what it actually was and if Ziva actually took this seriously, even though he knew she wouldn’t.
Abby hit him.
“Ouch! Abby, what’d you do that for?”
“Go upstairs now and ask her out!”
“A-A-Abb-“
“Now Tony.”
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“Whatcha doin’ Ziva?”
“Working, Tony.” She said coolly.
“Well, it’s nine o’clock why are you still working?”
“Because, Tony, I have to finish fixing this report that you did incorrectly.”
He grabbed her hand off the keyboard and dragged her out of her space, grabbing her coat and bag on the way.
“Tony! What are you doing!”
“Taking you out so Abby won’t kill me.”
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A/N: Not my best but it was just annoying me all DAY!! It’s done for now, as usual if I get another idea I’ll add it but for now It’s done. Thanks for reading! :D