I do declare, this has been one of the best days I've had in recent memory.

Highlights:

- a kickass haircut
- new license in the mail
- package in the mail
- very fullfilling workout
- strawberry daiquiri party :)

Thank you, Stephen and Ashley, for my blender. I have already made several strawberry daiquiris and strawberry banana smoothies which have been much appreciated in light of the recent heat wave :)

bwahaha I'm legal

I'm slowly becoming one of the world's great thinkers, joining the ranks of all those geniuses who were far too concerned with elevated thoughts and theories to think about such trifling matters as the world around them. This morning I started pouring water into my cereal instead of milk, my mind wandering far beyond the trivial concept of

I escaped from the Dungeon of Elessarancalime!

I killed Jennyrebecca the arch-demon, 3stripesbrand the kobold, Vivalasvacas the troll, Reverendcheddar the leprechaun, Adagiocharis the floating eye, Nemzero the troll, Rachaelalicia the mind flayer and Nimbleasanoun the zombie.

I looted the Armour of Tron, the Axe of Khatmandu, the Axe of Spottidotti ( Read more... )

Alright, as many of you know, I'm a delivery driver. Since 80% of my job features me being on the road, I get more than my fair share of road rage. But tonight took the cake ( Read more... )

An open letter to my night manager, Scott:

That's cool, dude, I like suffering for your incompetence every night we work together.

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screw your ipod

( pictures galore )