They've been dead less than 24 hours and I've already heard about two dozen jokes of varying comedy value and tastelessness, my two favourites of which are:
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?
Ferguson will be playing Giggs in August
Isn't it a coincidence that Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett died on the same day?
After all, she played with Majors while he played with minors...