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[elevatorwarrior]

(Video starts off with a great view of a damaged motorcycle beside a tree, bearing some damage itself. The view shifts, and Reno's face comes into view, but... wait, is that blood coming from a gash in his forehead?)Well, now. Kinda didn't expect to end up in a tree, especially after trying to jump a motorcycle off the side of a building in the

Comments

[obliviomancy]

Maybe there'd be less damage if you hadn't tried to jump off the side of a building with it.

[elevatorwarrior]

The idea was to jump to the next one over, but it kinda disappeared on me.

[obliviomancy]

... can you fly?

[elevatorwarrior]

Sure, if I'm in a helicopter.

[obliviomancy]

Then it sounds like that was a pretty dumb idea.

[elevatorwarrior]

I can survive falling long distances, kiddo, don't worry about it.

[obliviomancy]

...

Great. I'll remember that for when I need a fall guy.

[elevatorwarrior]

A kid like you?

[obliviomancy]

How many times are you going to call me a kid?

[elevatorwarrior]

Until you reach my age.

[obliviomancy]

Can't be that old if you do those kinds of jumps a lot.

[elevatorwarrior]

What? I just turned 30 a bit ago, sparkle boy.

1/2 - aklskdgjlasob

[obliviomancy]

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[obliviomancy]

Guess you've got a lot of luck, then, if you're still that stupid.

[elevatorwarrior]

Nah, I'm just that awesome.

[obliviomancy]

Yeah, right.