Voice: Running away to the circus isn't as nice as it seemed...

[elevatorwarrior]

Take pictures, and I will kill you.

COME ONE~! COME ALL~! SEE ZOLFAR THE MAGNIFICENT bastard PRACTICE HIS DARK ARTS of bastardness! STRANGE AND MYSTICAL POWERS! ANCIENT AND MYSTERIOUS! WOOOO~!

You just can't pay me for this, you just can't.

Comments

[hearttohart]

You know, that is just inviting people to take your picture...

[elevatorwarrior]

Sure, if you want a pissed off Turk.

[hearttohart]

Shouldn't you be acting a bit more lady-like?

[elevatorwarrior]

"Oh dear me whatever shall I do".

Pfft.

[cloudsinstrife]

So a video will be okay?

[elevatorwarrior]

NO!

[cloudsinstrife]

Not even a small one?

[elevatorwarrior]

Cloud...!

[horrible_penny]

Excuse me! Are you being exploited or otherwise mistreated?

[elevatorwarrior]

Eh?

[horrible_penny]

You. Circus barker. Exploited?

Are you unhappy here? Do you get paid okay?

[elevatorwarrior]

I'm on contract.

[elevatorwarrior]

Not of me!

[elevatorwarrior]

Fine, mask it is.

[glastonprincess]

...Reno.

[elevatorwarrior]

Hey, princess. Step right up and see the amazingness that is Zolfar the Magnificent.

[glastonprincess]

I must decline and question your sanity.

[elevatorwarrior]

Curse.