voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Hmmm...

(sound of movement and clicking- high heels?)

Mirror, Mirror... on the wall~~ who is the fairest one of all?

You are fair, my lady, tis true, but Cissnei is fairer than you.

WHAT. How can she be the fairest one? What does she have that I don't?!

Well, brains for one, and a much prettier bum.

This can't be, I will get her for thissss

Comments

[nogoodpeople]

[Have an indignant 'wark' interrupting that song. Clearly someone's steed doesn't approve.]

[elevatorwarrior]

Hey! That's rude, dammit! I'm tryin' to plot here.

[nogoodpeople]

I don't think he cares.

[elevatorwarrior]

Yeah? He's just a dumb bird. Tell him to get lost.

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

...Reno?

Do I even want to... ask?

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Cissnei, daaaarling~~~~, would you like an apple?

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

An apple?

That's a little random... but, sure, I guess?

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Come and get it, Cissnei~~~~~~~!

voice

[hearttohart]

... Reno?

voice

[elevatorwarrior]

(insert evil cackle here)

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

. . . Riiiiight.

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

Goddamit, just how many fair princesses are around? Now I gotta kill 'em all.

Hello~

| voice |

[itachi_kunoichi]

I know I'm a fair princess, but what's up with the killin'?!

| voice |

[elevatorwarrior]

Oh, I kill princesses for a livin'. Someone's got to do it.

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater]

. . . Reno? S'that you?

[Voice]

[elevatorwarrior]

Your Royal Highness Queen Reno of Viscercampus!

[Voice]

[sitaronthewater]

What? What're you talking about? And why are you singing?