Voice, because video would be too scary: ALSO, FAILED PRIVATE

[elevatorwarrior]

CISSNEI

...

It's not that I mind so much the extra ballast... or the jiggling... but how the hell do ya...

I mean... which bathroom...

......I really shouldn't have had that extra coffee earlier.

WHERE'S THE GODDAMN HOSE?! HOW THE HELL DO WOMEN FREAKING DO THIS.

...THESE THINGS SHOULD COME WITH A MANUAL.

Comments

[sword_boy]

AH! Now I understand why you resigned from the police Reno-san!

[elevatorwarrior]

SHUT THE HELL UP, TSURUGI. THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!

[sword_boy]

Right, right. I understand the need for a facade. You're just trying to keep up your appearance!

[elevatorwarrior]

WHY IS THIS EVEN PUBLIC.

[cloudsinstrife]

They sit down.

[elevatorwarrior]

....they sit?

[cloudsinstrife]

Mm. All the time.

in other words, GIRLFAIL

[elevatorwarrior]

I didn't notice...

Voice; IS TRYING SO HARD NOT TO LAUGH

[farfalla_rossa]

Reno...

Sit down. Just... sit down.

When you're done, I'll give you the rundown of being a woman, sound good?

[Can't help it. Laughs ALL OVER]

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

GOOD TO KNOW MY GIRLFRIEND CAN BE RELIED ON TO TREAT MY PROBLEMS WITH DIGNITY- unghf!

Voice;

[farfalla_rossa]

Alright, alright... I won't laugh at you anymore.

Voice;

[elevatorwarrior]

Pffff.

[crow_claw]

Just shut the hell up and deal with it. I had to last month.

[elevatorwarrior]

What?

[crow_claw]

Being a chick?

And you sit on the god damned toilet, idiot.

[elevatorwarrior]

THEY ALREADY TOLD ME THAT.

voice 1/3

[hearttohart]

[Listening]

voice

[hearttohart]

[A brief pause, before a giggle]

voice

[hearttohart]

I guess it really is Ms. Reno now...

voice

[elevatorwarrior]

...I hate you people.