"You don't have March Madness. You have March Sadness." -Cingular commercial

"Those who live by the Three, shall die by the Three." -Jon on the Air Force Academy team

Yanked from Chris's AIM away message. It pretty much sums up last night:

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"Their kids are gonna be super-smart. Like, the kind of smart that puts you in jail." -cousin Mary, on the future Blue/Parr clan

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Chris's roommate Jon is going to fake a seizure at Micki's wedding.

Somehow, I'm going to get a drunk Mimi involved too.

Things are looking up.

"If you love them and let them go and they come back to you, then it is for real." -Momma

"You know who has the worst alumni? IOWA."

-an elderly customer at Steak n Shake and ILLINOIS alumnus, husband to an Ohio State alumna

Well, it's official.

Two years to the week that they became official, my sister Micki and Chris Parr are engaged.

They're going to set a date for July 2007.

I'm very happy for her. And I'm going to be in the wedding. And responsible and stuff, since I will be the bride's big sister.

Sister is getting married. Wow.

"HA! Notre Dame was defeated. I hate Notre Dame."

And:

"Your father and I agree that Chicago Suburban Notre Dame alumni/fans must be three times worse than our McLean County brand so they must be god-awful. It makes me like Chris, of course, to know he has such good taste in hates."

Both from my Mom.

And:

Reason #4582 that my school is