SGA Ficlet: Wraith No More 1/1

[eleveninches]

This was supposed to be a fast exercise, but then seperis and I started to talk about the AWESOME fic she's going to write for me, so this took me two hours.

Wraith No MoreA missing scene from 4x11 Be All My Sins Remember'd. John/Todd. Sort of. 1,175 words. No real redeeming qualities

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[pocky_slash]

GOD IT'S SO WRONG BUT THE LAUGHTER WON'T STOP.

I..... um. My soul is destroyed and I blame you.

[eleveninches]

You know you were thinking it too.

There are far, far worse things I could have written than Wraithsex. aurora_84 and I spent a part of the evening discussing gangbangs and stories where Rodney's nickname is "Hole."

[pocky_slash]

Is it sad that John/Todd freaks me out less than John/Larrin? Every time they try to be sexy at each other I feel like it's John being sexy with his sister or his cousin or something. And Rodney going, "JOHN! That's gross!" and John saying, "So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins..."

[eleveninches]

That's why Sheppard's hair is so big. It's full of secrets.

[eleveninches]

AND YET SO RIGHT?

[eleveninches]

Yessssssssssssssssssss.

[samenashi]

Erin, this was really romantic but I feel kind of awkward reading it because my otp was the wraith/Rodney.

[eleveninches]

I'm so sorry, Sam. I'm sure Todd and Rodney had their own goodbye scene that was special and romantic.

[samenashi]

GOD I JUST BURST OUT LAUGHING SO HARD AT YOUR EMAIL. I FEEL LIKE I'VE INVOLUNTARILY PLAYED A JOKE ON YOU OR SOMETHING. REMINDS ME OF THE GOOD OL' DAYS...

[eleveninches]

Remember that time you tricked me with that RPG? HILARIOUS.

[seekergeek]

OMG so wrong. So very, very wrong. You sick, sick, sick woman. *dies laughing*

[eleveninches]

*preens*

[seikaitsukimizu]

Yes! Thank you! I knew I wasn't the only one who saw it!

So when is there a stand off with John in the middle and Rodney trying to blow the three of them up because of COURSE John was slutty enough to sleep with his female-self AND his Wraith (and ignoring John saying they never SLEPT together)? *grins*

[eleveninches]

Eeeeeexactly. Todd's just being added to the list of people Rodney has to kill.

[porntestpilot]

How goddamn long is that list now? Longer than Santa's naughty list?

No one is allowed to touch Rodney's secret alphabetized spreadsheet of HOT DEATH.