They didn't have an apathetic card in the mothers day section at hallmark so I bought her one in Hebrew. Shalom Aleichem. 

I realized half the reason I say the stupid, insincere shit I say is because the completely absurd could sincerely be twice as likely to occur than anything conventional i want
like my dad walking me down an aisle.

sorry, maggie had me thinking about it

Food from a truck
Space
Fashion district
Going 105 on 95...
Woke up this morning and ran to the beach
Went shopping at a Russian market
And shot a gun. Again.

My life is an adventure

What will tomorrow bring

pandora is pissing me off...
i am listening to an alternative indie station
and it's basically playing the garden state soundtrack.

the scary part of my personality is that i can pick up weaknesses in other people pretty quickly...
and if i want to keep people at a distance,
or push them away.
i draw on those weaknesses
and push buttons.

and i don't have to know someone very long to do it.

i'm such a manipulative fuck.

I thought of giving a blow by blow ( Read more... )

How can I be so certain ( Read more... )

he has to be up at four and stayed up late reading Scott pilgrim.
some things never change.
it's preTty comforting.

Stupid, ass ignorant editorialist.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ac/7779604_could_mental_health_screenings_for_military_families_stopped_schenecker_murders

that bitch buzzed his head
and while it reminds me a little of the alphas that drive me nuts at the gym
i'm excited desert camos are coming into season soon.
biceps for days
and he finally got his internet connected. :)
thank you, ichat.