I kicked Chuck Norris because that's how I roll.

[elfl]

... don't ask what he did to me after.

Figure out your sentence, put it as the subject in your entry and then tag 5 people!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a llama
2-------a monster
3-------elmo
4-------Mr. Rogers
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my hand
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18------- your hand
19-------myself
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28------- a monkey
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a birdbath
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

I tag...
dark_zen
dragonalchemist
oncehadwings
punkgodess320
scinex

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In other news...

Went with Austin to his aunt's house for a "barbecue" on Saturday. I like his aunt and uncle. His parents were alright. I wouldn't mind if I never saw or heard from his grandma ever again.

He's now gone for a week to help his parents move to Arizona. That means he'll probably call me only once or twice a day now (much nicer than five or six).

After many weeknight and weekend hours beating my head against my computer terminal (poor Kohaku), I managed to finish my first English essay thirty minutes before class. I'm not sure this bodes well for Essay #2.

Psych class was canceled today. Our exam that was gonna be tomorrow is now on Thursday. *happy dance*

I finally got my Dresden Dolls Songbook from Peter. It's glorious. It rocks harder than rock love. It's not spiral bound, like Amanda first promised with the book, but all the other details that were put in definitely make up for it.

Belly dance teacher had injured herself, so she sent her co-director to teach the class tonight. That was... interesting.

Sternum's becoming a problem.

Need to find a way to get myself to and from West Seattle Saturday and Sunday.

Bedtime.