How To Deal With Telemarketers

[elfwreck]

I did not create this. I found it on the web years ago, and then lost it. I'm re-creating it from memory.

*Rrriinnng....
*Rrriinnng...
[Pick up phone.]

FEMALE VOICE: Hi, I'm Debbie from Pointless Enterprises, and I'm calling today to offer you this wonderful offer which we are offering you because...

YOU: Who is this?

FV: I'm Debbie, from

Comments

[rimrunner]

*dies and is ded*

[tiggerypum]

LOL, and be careful rimrunner, she might find another truck and lake ;)

[anahata56]

Now I can hardly wait for one of the little bastards to call me...;-)!

[herbmcsidhe]

it is full of win.

[tharain]

::HITS THE FLOOR LAUGHING::

You are my HERO!