A cry for help!

[elgazito]

Can someone please tell me why whenever I go out I seem to attract mentally unhinged, crazy or just plain drunken idiots who want to talk to me

Comments

[bigredrod]

I would suggest it is related to the crazy person phermones you keep spraying on yourself

[elgazito]

that doesn't really make sense as I extract them from you while your sleeping so why don't they attack you?

[mattzero]

Not even unconsciously, he does it deliberately, I was there, I saw him, he actually beckonned the nutter over...

It was funny watching him hide from him later tho!

Shame my hair ruined your night Gaz, I'll have to remember to turn up more often sporting even more emo hair just to make your night worse!

And I'll leave you with this thought
"Women don't find emo attractive, they already have one pussy, they don't need another one!"