I was Robbed at the Lifetime Achievement Awards

Aug 14, 2003 18:56

There is great joy to be had in going through some old files on your computer and coming
across pictorial evidence of perhaps your life's greatest achievement--an achievement so
great, that in the ensuing months and years, you completely forgot about it.

I discovered a file today, entitled kickass.bmp and dated exactly two weeks before my ( Read more... )

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jiveass August 15 2003, 01:28:57 UTC
really, i think it would have been more helpful if the hearts screen was placed a little more conveniently to see milano's stuff. this image smacks of censorship and i'm just not down with that in your work. i want - nay - demand more skin.

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elhoserboy August 15 2003, 13:52:20 UTC
Excellent comment, man, cracked me up. You're right: censorship has no place in my journal, and with that in mind, I've decided to show some more skin in future posts. (Hopefully for your sake, it'll be Alyssa's and not my own.)

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quean August 15 2003, 03:09:20 UTC
I am awed.

Too bad the status of kick-ass can only decline from there.

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elhoserboy August 15 2003, 22:05:40 UTC
Yes, it really is too bad. I've devolved from a "kicker of ass" to the far less respectable "kisser of ass".

It's quite a shame, really.

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quean August 16 2003, 16:01:12 UTC
Sorry to be sincere for a moment, but your enjoyable LJ presence kicks all kinds of ass. Do not respond. Thanks.
:)

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ferahga August 15 2003, 05:39:50 UTC
It's easy to see why you'd have a screenie of that to keep for posterity. I have one of my "Bejeweled" success, though while it's not the highest score ever achieved, its MY highest score, at 90k and change. I've been tempted to take one of some of my ridiculous scrabbling. Heinous game, that Scrabble is.

My heart weighs heavy at the shameful confession I must now make :
I always changed my Hearts opponent names, and often to things degrading and terrible.

I am a bad girl.

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elhoserboy August 15 2003, 22:04:27 UTC
90k on Bejeweled? Damn! You know, with the amount of video games out there, there's room for an awful lot of achievement. And that's a good thing, unlike Scrabble.

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ferahga August 17 2003, 12:59:25 UTC
Ok. I have to do it.


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poopalicious August 15 2003, 07:35:43 UTC
I hope you wore a raincoat. Alyssa Milano has more diseases than an 18th century whore. I know this because my pee-pee shrivelled up and fell off after I diddled her bmp.

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elhoserboy August 15 2003, 22:02:06 UTC
Wow, that is dirty! Dirty that you, as a female, also have a "pee-pee"...

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