Comments | elhoserboy: We're Having a 'Total Recall' Haha! Get it?

elhoserboy

We're Having a 'Total Recall' Haha! Get it?

Oct 07, 2003 14:33

In the spirit of California's Statewide Special Election, I offer you this "special" vignette, which, like the "special" election, is both unique and retarded.

The California Recall: A Love StoryA few years ago, us California voters decided to go on a blind date, politically speaking. We got hooked up with a guy named Gray Davis. He seemed nice ( Read more... )

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ferahga October 7 2003, 17:12:24 UTC

Some groping in the dark.. special interests.. and he still got dumped after that first 4year date? So unlike women, who usually find the creepiest guys they know and latch on like barnacles to an old rusty hull. Or movie star. Cause hey, he's cute. Ahhhh nold.

elhoserboy October 14 2003, 22:56:51 UTC

Or movie star. Cause hey, he's cute. Ahhhh nold.
Totally. How could anyone be shocked that he won?

ferahga October 15 2003, 05:23:11 UTC

Well, I wish I could be, to be honest. But the novelty overrides common sense, and so could not be resisted. Especially since common sense is such a distasteful thing anyway.

Doesnt sound like there was a whole lot of choice between evil's though.

tikijam October 7 2003, 17:43:45 UTC

lmao...that was seriously great! thanks fer the read :)

elhoserboy October 14 2003, 22:43:07 UTC

You're welcome! Glad you enjoyed it.

trancelation October 7 2003, 18:10:14 UTC

Best political commentary ever. Though I feel like a total whore and a half for having sex on the first date.

You should smuggle yourself onto the Sean Hannity show. Maybe then I won't mind so much when my dad insists on listening to talk radio in the car.

In other news, look at the effect you have on heterosexual males:

ultradave o (9:06:35 PM): Okay, so I'd have a crush on him too, if I were you.

Oh my!

trancelation October 14 2003, 20:40:34 UTC

I'm going to kick your ass for not replying to my comment. I miss your witty responses.

elhoserboy October 14 2003, 21:57:34 UTC

I've been having trouble replying to comments lately because, well, let me break it down for you mathematically:

Miller High Life + Computer Keyboard = Bad

trancelation October 15 2003, 04:02:46 UTC

That's no excuse. u_u Drunken comments > None!

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I understand it now! jubblegum October 7 2003, 21:23:14 UTC

Finally, I understand what I'm voting for. Thanks a lot.

Re: I understand it now! elhoserboy October 14 2003, 22:01:25 UTC

You're very welcome. It's good to know that, in some small way, I've done my part to prevent voter ignorance at the polls.

Welcome to my journal, by the way. I look forward to reading yours.

crystalline9 October 7 2003, 22:01:34 UTC

And he even does political humor. And have it actually be funny.

Damn, kid. Glad to see you back. As i always say, c'mon, more posting.

Congrats on your new governor, by the way. True lies await you.

Ha, i suck.

_crystal.

elhoserboy October 14 2003, 22:34:07 UTC

True lies await you.
That was clever, for reals.

P.S. I was going to comment on whether or not you suck, but was unable to do so without being very, very creepy.
Bottom line: you don't suck. Unless you want to, of course. In which case, go right ahead.

See?

crystalline9 October 20 2003, 10:59:17 UTC

I'm sure you've heard this, but as i don't have an anime icon to attach, i don't feel so bad saying i think you're my soulmate.

Or at least the soulmate of my pants. And if you ask what that means, i think i'd have to tell you i have no fucking clue.

It could have been worse. I could have said somethingsomething End of Days instead.