We're Having a 'Total Recall' Haha! Get it?

[elhoserboy]

In the spirit of California's Statewide Special Election, I offer you this "special" vignette, which, like the "special" election, is both unique and retarded.

The California Recall: A Love StoryA few years ago, us California voters decided to go on a blind date, politically speaking. We got hooked up with a guy named Gray Davis. He seemed nice

Comments

[verloren]

har. you're a riot.

can't believe arnold won. good lord.

[elhoserboy]

You can't believe Arnold won? But he was the only candidate who was qualified a movie star!

[quean]

:D
That's one of the funniest things I've read in a good long while.
You rule.

[elhoserboy]

I rule? Sweet! Thanks for bringing that to my attention. :)

You're Sweet On Schwarzy

[kingneptune]

Nicely written, I got a good laugh out of this one.

Re: You're Sweet On Schwarzy

[elhoserboy]

Here's to our new governor...and many more laughs!

[poopalicious]

I'm still waiting for Arnie to grope me...
After all, one woman's GROPE is another woman's CUDDLE.
Plus, I think Arnie appreciates the fact that California likes it up the butt.

[elhoserboy]

You make some excellent points here, poopy. And, as usual, your intelligence and wit is superseded only by your user icon.

[poopalicious]

If only that counted at a job interview.

[anonymous]

Just felt like I should post something after being away from LJ for so long.

Tell my lanky douche of a brother that I say hi, and that he should call me sometime.

Take care,

F. Monk

P.S. I had a peanut butter jamba juice the other day. In Seattle of all places.