First Cryptic Post!

[elhoserboy]

I did something last night I should've done a long time ago.

And it was absolutely incredible.

Comments

[simulacrum]

Aww, you're not a virgin anymore? :(

[jennopher]

You killed a man in cold blood?!

[katinthahat]

taken a dump whilst still managing to browse the internet?

[lima_pcp]

You got freaky deaky with a hoochie coochie?

[sadhe_sati]

Had hot mind-blowing sex with...someone?