Here's Something

[elhoserboy]

I went to the gym tonight, which is something I do on occasion. Tonight's occasion? I didn't have any muscles. So I went to the gym to go get some

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[amicablebitch]

i think i'd rather have the face than the body. although i'll admit if you don't have the face, then it's good to at least have the body.

[elhoserboy]

Thankfully you have both!

[gwenythmelons]

That was a great post...especially the way it came full circle with the light switch thing.
I think id rather have the face too. Just as long as not having the body meant i was kind of flat chested...not terribly fat.
you should post more often....only with stories that are this good
and along the lines of the gym...dont be jealous of not being a girl when i tell you this...but when girls see an item of clothing they like on someone else, they can ask without fear of being considered gay.

[gwenythmelons]

I've noticed that. Guys seem to worry a lot about being thought gay. I think it's because so many guys mistake simple friendliness or curiosity from a girl as a sexual overture, they assume (at a not-fully-conscious level, perhaps) that the same from a guy must mean a gay sexual overture.

[elhoserboy]

I've been trying to "post more often" for the better part of three years, which un-coincidentally is the length of time that I've been gainfully employed at a soul-sucking, time-taking, livejournal-unfriendly job.

So, yeah, I'll see what I can do.