Comments | elhoserboy: Light My Candle

elhoserboy

Light My Candle

Apr 14, 2008 01:34

I threw out my IKEA candles the other day. I can't have candles because they're dangerous. Well, they're not dangerous by themselves, but me and candles don't mix. The problem is I can't just light some candles and relax and do other stuff. I have to watch the candles burn. It's fascinating to watch the flame flicker and move and the wax start ( Read more... )

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poopalicious April 14 2008, 08:56:34 UTC

Don't feel bad, Hoserella. Some people are just flame-worthy. My mom's the same way. She sets the mail on fire all the time. She puts it down on the stove for some reason, then always turns on the wrong burner and WHOOSH! The mail's on fire again. She also burnt a new teakettle and returned it for being "defective". And once she set a cat's tail on fire with a candle. So yeah, candles are a no-no for moms too.

I think everything from Ikea is flammable or made with lead paint in China, which is weird because isn't it supposed to be fancy and Swedish? They have a giant hot dog there I would like to eat but I don't think that's Swedish either.

Hey - next time you burn a candle, maybe you should do a "Swedish Weenie Roast". Stick a Vienna Sausage on a toothpick and see if you can cook it over the candle. That ought to be fun!

imber April 14 2008, 22:30:00 UTC

Don't encourage him....otherwise, we'll be getting a post lettig us all know that the army man he set on fire 'jumped' onto his couch and the whole place went up.

1_love_1_heart October 15 2008, 18:18:05 UTC

Hey! I'm adding you because I saw you on Clay's page and your posts are super funny.

anonymous May 20 2009, 18:59:57 UTC

You should write in LJ more often. I've been following your journal for years now, as creepy as that may sound. I don't know you at all but I adore your writing.

Please update.

:)

dude, seriously salem May 23 2009, 05:49:46 UTC

It's May of 2009 and I still come here to see if you've updated. And then when you haven't, I sit around and read your old posts til midnight when I'm supposed to be asleep and have to work at the glorious ass of dawn in the morning. I miiiiiiiight have some kind of mental disease or something.

That said, someday you should email me or something. I still have that email, about that dream! It's my favorite random email from 2005.

salemw@gmail.com.