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[eli_the_dragon]

“And the words of the Lord Tolkien appeared on the Internet. And thusly they proclaimed the commandments of the Geeks

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[tea_redneck]

I. Though shalt not worship any false authors.

Not even the goddess of fantasy fluff and smug female characters, Mercedes Lackey?

II. Thou shalt read of the holy trilogy every year.

Whatever works for your insomnia, I guess. Meh, I liked The Hobbit but I can't get through the trilogy.

III. Thou shalt not be led astray by the dark temptations of the false prophets of science fiction.

Ssshhh, you're interrupting my Babylon 5 marathon.

IV. Thou shalt count to nine and nine shall be the number of your counting, thou shalt not count to ten nor to eleven.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve...tee hee

V. The Hobbits are not gay and neither is anybody else.

No, they just have very very close manly friendships. Yeah, I know that's true but still repeat to yourself 'it's just a slash fic, I should really just relax'.

If you don't get the joke, ask the fairybunny.

VI. Thou shalt not bear false witness against your fellow Geek.

What does that have to do with LotR?

VII. Thou shalt not name your

[eli_the_dragon]

LOL I like your response, anyway. :)

[thesnarryfairy]

I really need to find the "like" button on LJ. love the post.

personaly, number IV is my favorite.10,11,12,13,....569898574898...

[eli_the_dragon]

Hmm, would'a made math a much shorter class. ;)