The Missing Collect
For the Shorties who seem to always be hungry:
COLLECT THEM ALL
Lord of Sustenance, who dwells openly in the marketplaces and secretly in our kitchen cabinets, we worthily commemorate them worthy that did of old adore thee and manifest their flavors unto men:
(At each name the DEACON rubs his/her belly.)
Burger King and Wendy and Ronald McDonald and Arby, Long John Silver, Hardee, Sonic and El Taco Loco, with these also, Frankenberry, Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy, King Ding Dong and Ho-Ho and Twinkie, Suzy Q, Famous Amos and Mrs. Field; with Oscar Mayer, Jimmie Dean, Louis Rich, Dinty Moore, The Gorton's Fisherman, and many a holy lard; Red Baron, Papa John, Domino, Edwardo, The Noid, Papa Murphy, Chuck E Cheese and Lil Ceasar, that transmitted the Light of the Pizza to us their successors and their heirs; with Snap, Krackle, Pop, and many another, prophet, priest and king, that bore the Milk and the Carton, the Bowl and Spoon, against the Heathen; and these also, Keebler and his Elves, with Little Debbie, Slim Jim, Three Musketeers, Dunkin Donut Fred, Chester Cheetah, Orville Redenbacher, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Green Giant, Tony the Tiger, Mikey, Bazooka Joe, Subway Jared, Trix Rabbit, Mr. Peanut, Uncle Ben, Willy Wonka, The Pillsbury Doughboy, Frito Bandito, Fruit Pie the Magician, Laughing Cow, Charlie the Tuna, Baron Von Lemon, Andy Capp, Uncle Rastus, Colonel Sanders, Popeye, Baron von Redberry, Toucan Sam, Kool Aid Man, The Campbell Kids, Wolfgang Puck, Cracker Jack, Cap'n Crunch, and Juan Valdez -- Oh Sons of the Steak and the Shake! With all thy plates we worthily commemorate them worthy that were and are and are to come.
May breakfast be here present, potent, puissant and perfect. Let's feast!
COLLECT THEM ALL
Lord of Sustenance, who dwells openly in the marketplaces and secretly in our kitchen cabinets, we worthily commemorate them worthy that did of old adore thee and manifest their flavors unto men:
(At each name the DEACON rubs his/her belly.)
Burger King and Wendy and Ronald McDonald and Arby, Long John Silver, Hardee, Sonic and El Taco Loco, with these also, Frankenberry, Count Chocula, Boo-Berry, Fruit Brute and Yummy Mummy, King Ding Dong and Ho-Ho and Twinkie, Suzy Q, Famous Amos and Mrs. Field; with Oscar Mayer, Jimmie Dean, Louis Rich, Dinty Moore, The Gorton's Fisherman, and many a holy lard; Red Baron, Papa John, Domino, Edwardo, The Noid, Papa Murphy, Chuck E Cheese and Lil Ceasar, that transmitted the Light of the Pizza to us their successors and their heirs; with Snap, Krackle, Pop, and many another, prophet, priest and king, that bore the Milk and the Carton, the Bowl and Spoon, against the Heathen; and these also, Keebler and his Elves, with Little Debbie, Slim Jim, Three Musketeers, Dunkin Donut Fred, Chester Cheetah, Orville Redenbacher, Hungry Jack, Aunt Jemima, Green Giant, Tony the Tiger, Mikey, Bazooka Joe, Subway Jared, Trix Rabbit, Mr. Peanut, Uncle Ben, Willy Wonka, The Pillsbury Doughboy, Frito Bandito, Fruit Pie the Magician, Laughing Cow, Charlie the Tuna, Baron Von Lemon, Andy Capp, Uncle Rastus, Colonel Sanders, Popeye, Baron von Redberry, Toucan Sam, Kool Aid Man, The Campbell Kids, Wolfgang Puck, Cracker Jack, Cap'n Crunch, and Juan Valdez -- Oh Sons of the Steak and the Shake! With all thy plates we worthily commemorate them worthy that were and are and are to come.
May breakfast be here present, potent, puissant and perfect. Let's feast!