video 001 † where am i?

Nov 21, 2011 02:35

[ The video flickers. It comes on to show the face of a man. Then off. Then on again. Then, there's no video, but you can here indistinct mumbling in the background.

Finally, on, again. There's a man wearing some sort of uniform. The floor behind him is strewn with stuff; obviously, he's dug through all the supplies that came in his little ( Read more... )

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Voice deadfreesia November 21 2011, 07:51:14 UTC
[It's the line about family that gets him. He sees that Rocket uniform in the background, too.]

Firstly, you're holding it upside-down.

Secondly, your current location is a separate world from your home.

Thirdly, due to a paradox of time and space, the best theory available would suggest that you are also still where you last remember yourself in your home world. You needn't worry about keeping your daughter waiting.

Fourthly, leave that organization if you have any sense of what's good for you.

That's all.

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Voice eliciadaddy November 21 2011, 07:59:01 UTC
[ What is-- oh... that thing is still on. He goes to pick it up. And flips it so that it's oriented the right way this time. A small frown, because he could have sworn that this thing transmitted some sort of video. But, no matter.

He's got a lot of questions. But first, a slight clarification. Or justification; however you prefer to see it. ]

I'm aware a lot of people consider those in the State Military to be dogs, but really, it's in place to protect the citizens.

Plus, it's really the Alchemists that are troublesome anyways!

[ Okay, he's kidding about the last part. But, yes, Maes does think that by "organization" you're referring to the State Military. ]

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Voice deadfreesia November 21 2011, 08:05:40 UTC
I have no opinion of a State Military. I'm referring to Team Rocket.

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Voice eliciadaddy November 21 2011, 08:11:40 UTC
Team... Rocket?

I've never heard of it. Are you sure you've got the right person?

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Voice deadfreesia November 21 2011, 21:30:21 UTC
You'll understand later.

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Voice eliciadaddy November 21 2011, 21:31:29 UTC
[ Blink. ]

I'm not sure how I can stop associating with an organization I've never heard of.

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Voice -> Phone deadfreesia November 21 2011, 21:43:24 UTC
...One moment.

[Mamoru hangs up and calls back using the phone rather than the Gear's network response.]

I've switched us to a secure line.

Team Rocket is the name of an organized crime ring that bears the large R across the shirt. The uniform is in your floor. In other words, this world has placed you in it.

By and large, their trade is Pokémon theft. Pokémon are the strange creatures that are kept inside the red and white balls, such as the Eevee you have there. Is that clear? Belonging to that organization requires that you steal from other people, amongst other criminal activities.

Or, given that these Pokémon are living creatures, perhaps the more proper term would be abduction.

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Phone eliciadaddy November 21 2011, 22:21:10 UTC
[ The more he listens to this, the more concerned Maes is becoming. ]

... Who is this?

You mean to tell me, that I've somehow just been signed up for some crime organization without even knowing about it, and now I'm required to steal from other people?

Do you know how ridiculous that sounds?

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Phone deadfreesia November 22 2011, 01:32:33 UTC
Indeed. Which begs the question of why I would tell such a ridiculous lie if it were my intent to deceive you.

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Phone eliciadaddy November 22 2011, 04:36:37 UTC
[ He has a point, there. ]

And how, exactly, do you propose I leave this organization? After all, if I've somehow been signed up without my consent, then I'm thinking leaving it would take a little more than just saying "I quit" and walking off.

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Phone deadfreesia November 24 2011, 05:04:31 UTC
I'm unfamiliar with the logistics of the organization, not having been placed in it myself. My advice stands. Take it or leave it as you see fit. I'm sure there's a way if you're clever enough.

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Phone eliciadaddy November 24 2011, 05:41:47 UTC
[ He grumbles. What kind of answer was that? ]

So, I've somehow been dropped into a weird alternate reality where I'm expected to be some sort of criminal, and there's another me back home?

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Phone deadfreesia November 24 2011, 06:01:10 UTC
It is the best theory I've found to date. I fully agree that the entire premise is ridiculous in principle. However, I can fathom no other means by which people from a time of the past can coexist with people of the present and future with neither of the latter at their home worlds ever noticing the former going missing or showing signs of awareness this place exists.

What do you think?

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Phone eliciadaddy November 24 2011, 06:02:43 UTC
... I think I'm surrounded by a bunch of weirdos and freaks...

[ But really, he guesses what you just said makes sense... in a really weird, backwards way. ]

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Phone deadfreesia November 24 2011, 06:06:37 UTC
Enjoy your stay.

[Click.]

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