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[eliciam]

Thank you Mr. President.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/apwashington_story.asp?category=1151&slug=Bush%20Turkey%20Pardon

I especially like the final sentance. God bless America.

Comments

[zoomardav]

I agree with your point and all, but damn I'm hungry for turkey.

[eliciam]

Mmmm. Turkey. Me too but I feel guily. Maybe I will force my family to find a free-range, happy and fulfilled before they killed it kind of turkey this year.

[jeremyrichards]

But have you ever tried hunting turkeys with nothing but your bare hands and a handful of growth hormones? You have to catch them, shove the hormones into their system (don't ask) and then wait, like, three months for one to die so you can above your mantle.

[eliciam]

Jesus Christ that's the American damn way right there. I'm off to stun, humiliate, pump-up and kill the fuck out of one of God's creatures ya'll!

[jeremyrichards]

The silence between "can" and "above," in addition to representing the mute millions silenced in the name of the American oppressors, should be replaced with "mount it."