How?

[elidyce]

How does one affix an eviction notice to one's uterus?

(And in todays Mental Images Nobody Needed To Have, what form would bailiffs take to conduct a uterine eviction? I'm picturing tiny dwarves with those hard hats with lights on, atop a cheap but correct suit and a stern demeanour.)

Comments

[mysteri]

Thinking good thoughts. I left some ideas in Staffs LJ. Basically what seemed to show evidence that labor was going to start was (excuse the TMI)my system clearing out. I always had dirraeah(sp)just before I went in to labor. The one time I was late I had a Guiness which gave me the runs and yippee the eviction process started.

[harmony_bites]

How does one affix an eviction notice to one's uterus?

Speak sternly to your belly? *ducks*

Hold on, it can't be much longer!

[crantz]

sorry for going silent! I'd been called upon to do something and didn't have time to say goodbye D:

I WISH YOU SO MUCH LUCK and am looking forward to Roolet.