fear me

[elijahwood__]

Hello, My name Is Elijah Wood aka, your worst nightmare... punk. I may seem short, and have irresitable blue eyes, but I am so so so much more.

I am a certified hitman. You don't believe me? You've got to be kidding

Comments

[chris_d_r]

*trembles*

[elijahwood__]

i can even kill with my mind

[chris_d_r]

Ooooh!!!!

[josh__hartnett]

I'm horrified!

[elijahwood__]

you better be, i know where you live -folds and origami knife-

[heathyledger]

That mood picture is hilarious! Unless you do not want it to be... I would not want to piss you off...

[elijahwood__]

Are you laughing in the face of danger?

[heathyledger]

Certainly not.

[elijahwood__]

Good, the worst thing to do is laugh in the face of danger because then you might close your eyes and it will slap you.

[tommy_welling]

Seven million and five? I am, indeed, impressed.

[elijahwood__]

As you should be, otherwise i would be forced to kill you for even thinking you mihgt not be impressed.

[your_astin]

Uhh you're keep those last five just between us I hope! And speaking of those last five, I can't wait for you to get home so I can get a refresher course in move two through five. *misses you like crazy*