damn those humanselionwhyJune 11 2003, 06:52:05 UTC
another day trapped in this cage they call my hampster palace. i've been promised another wing but i'm told by the one called mommy that the ebay person hasn't sent it yet.
woke up this morning to the cat called enid staring at me. the humans seem to think she likes me. this enid seems convinced that she could eat me if given the opportunity. HA! i would prevail. i am mighty and have strong teeth as the human called joe finds everytime he attempts to touch me. true, i am adoreable but ferocious - i can not be touched at someone elses whim!
last night i was vacationing in my ball when i was trapped by the cat called ezra. he is a fierce hunter indeed. he managed to lie down in my path when i rolled over to a wall. crafty he is. mommy and joe came by and commented on how cute it was. damn them! after a while mommy rescued me (as if i needed her help) and put me back in my hampster prison.
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woke up this morning to the cat called enid staring at me. the humans seem to think she likes me. this enid seems convinced that she could eat me if given the opportunity. HA! i would prevail. i am mighty and have strong teeth as the human called joe finds everytime he attempts to touch me. true, i am adoreable but ferocious - i can not be touched at someone elses whim!
last night i was vacationing in my ball when i was trapped by the cat called ezra. he is a fierce hunter indeed. he managed to lie down in my path when i rolled over to a wall. crafty he is. mommy and joe came by and commented on how cute it was. damn them! after a while mommy rescued me (as if i needed her help) and put me back in my hampster prison.
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