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A delicious charlie horse of the heart
Hello part-time pedophiles, today has been two and a half months long ( Read more... ) -
I've decided to start biting dogs and trust me, payback's a bitch.
Hello spectacle-spectators, today is your lucky day ( Read more... ) -
i don't live in a yellow submarine, but i DO know several people that do
Hello half-paralyzed neon green baby twin sisters, today was pretty cool ( Read more... ) -
The hayday of the wolf is upon us!
Hello to all of the poor defenseless Disney characters who are incarcerated in the DisneyVault(c), today would've been better if the world had AC, but it was pretty cool ( Read more... ) -
I think they should have 'Go' signs everywhere and when you don't see one, you stop. Its THAT easy.
Hello Oingos (and Boingos where specifically indicated), my life has been trying to exist lately ( Read more... ) -
having been convicted of a felony will not automatically disqualify you for employment.
Hello greyhound-riding amish, I haven't updated since New York ( Read more... ) -
My proletariat fiance'...
Hello Carthage Free Library computer #6, today is mighty Carthagey.
Today, I finally turned in my parent/guardian let-me-on-the-damned-computers form so I don't have to fall TOO far behind in the worlD widE interwebnetS grapevinE ( Read more... ) -
Ice is just fat stubborn water.
Hello fat friends that turn every see-saw into a catapult, the last few times I wrote in this Livejournal never actually happened.
I'd like to take this time to make you read a useless sentence.
Cool, anyway...I have 2 new people reading my LiveJournal as of recently.
Olga, Kate, you two know who you are, or so I hopeThanks for wasting my ( Read more... ) -
My life was aimed downhill, so I just turned around.
Hello 50 million screaming fans, today is one of those days that if you don't type up a LiveJournal entry, you never will ( Read more... ) -
According to a recent study, a pizza can in fact be neither delivery, nor DiGiorno [i.e. Tombstone]
Hello Porn-Curating Film Makers, today has been 25 hours long....nah, just kidding.
( Back to my old boney self again )