Blaring sirens, flashing lights, and thou, beside me in the cruiser

[elision]

If you saw me in the back of a police car, what would you think I would have been arrested for?

(Also, while I'm at it: Copy this sentence into your LiveJournal if you're in a heterosexual marriage, and you don't want it "protected" by the bigots who think that gay marriage hurts it somehow.)

Comments

[clockwerkdragon]

Caught giving beer to minors.

EDIT: Nah, I just wanted to say that to someone and you were the first person after LANG to post.

real one:

Pirating ;D

[langs_place]

Borrowing other people's wireless Internet connections and allowing them to use ours.

[langs_place]

Hmm...can we call this Internet Socialism?

[polymorphism]

Something involving fire.

[elision]

On the fucking nose, I think.