Conversation (via text message; the other party was asleep at the time)

[elision]

"I can't find the hammer."

"Why do you need a hammer?"

"The one you gave me. Can't find it."

"I didn't give you a hammer."

"What? Hmm. Thought you did. I'll find it tomorrow and you'll remember."

(I'm pretty sure I've never given anyone a hammer.)

Comments

[punkbeaver]

The other party was texting while asleep? Huh?

[langs_place]

Surely I'm not the other party in this conversation...

[elision]

Nope. This was Ambien-free sleep-texting. Though sleep-texting on Ambien I think could be even funnier.

[langs_place]

Yeah, I try not to text after about 5 minutes post-Ambien dosage. It just doesn't go well. :)