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Ashley
17
Cincinnati
1. Top 5 bands: Jets to Brazil, Cursive, Brandtson, theSTART, The Postal Service
2. Top 5 Bands: ROMPER STOMPERS, Schindler's List, Gladiator (I'm a latin nerd. I like picking out all the errors. and yes, Russle Crowe is a cumstain), Boondock Saints, Super Troupers, Amelie.
3. Five Most Overused Words: "Awesome", "rad", "nigga", "whoa", "and"
4. Why I'm Better than Everyone: I am the best, because I can find the funniest shit before anyone. I'm a god damn internet humor nerd.
5.Why I'm Worthy: Me > Everyone I know
6. How I'm Elite: By ignoring everything.
7. If I had 50 dollars, would I give a bum a buck?: Yeah sure. Bums are people too, they just don't have money.
8. Cry?: Fuck that, I know I'm awesome.
9. What I live by: I don't need a substance (NOT EDGE) or any clique to keep me living. Just water, food, and lots of air.
10. What Animal Would I be?: I'd be a lobster. Lobsters are loners, the only time they ever come in contact with other lobsters is to fight or fuck. Plus, they're just awesome.
11. Shoes? Whatever I can find that fits my feet, which is really hard because I have a narrow foot. Right now they're saucony's. (HARDCORE STRAIGHTxEDGE TRENDY hurrr)
12. What would I name a puppy?: 'Dog'. Everything I name is named by what it is. Or 'Sexcopter', because 'Sexcopter' is a k-rad name.
13. Celebrity Comparison: Alright, how about Ashley Olsen? I don't own my own make up line, nor do I wear make up. I don't have a lot of money, and hairy fat nerds aren't waiting for my sister and I to start doing porn.
14. Coolest Body Part: My left thumb. I was born with a defect, so it's not opposable. It just... does nothing but press the space key.
15. Prized Possession: My tiny pet blue lobster. Best conversation piece ever.
16. Special Talent I can bend the very, very top joint in my fingers. When I do that, you can see the indivisual carpals.
Sorry about the edit, HTML's just not that easy at 2 AM