Name: Kotu Glenn Bajaj
Age: 15
Location: Ft. Lauderdale, Fl
1. Top 5 bands:
-Fugazi
-Dinosaur Jr.
-Tom Waits
-Modest Mouse
-Sonic Youth
2. top 5 movies:
-Dogma
-About A Boy
-High Fidelity
-Clockwork Orange
-Evil Dead 2
3. 5 words you constantly use:
-masticating
-fascist
-pretentious
-rank
-sodding
4. why are you better than everyone else?
-I own a rare Morrissey and Siouxsie collaborative effort single on vinyl. The best part is that it was originally being sold for $40 and I argued with the owner of the store about music for half an hour before he sold it to me for $15. I also own a Serge Gainsbourg single, 4 Tom Waits, a few Ravi Shankar records, and Spiderland by Slint on vinyl. My collection doesn't end there but those are my breif highlights.
-I have GODZIRRA boxers.
-All my friends work in records stores.
-My initials are KGB.
5. why do you deserve to be here?
-I'm so grammarxcore.
6. how do you show you really are elite?
-I don't have make any effor to show it. People just know.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks?
-If I had 50 dollars I'd give a bum 50 dollars. They're funnier when they've downed 50 dollars worth of booze. Have you seen
bum fights?
8. will you cry if you dont get in?
-Like an emo girl at Christmas.
9. what is something you live by everyday?
-Beware of Big Brother.
-"We hate the US. The ascendancy of Freudian psychology along with the rise of industrial capitalism occured in America first. Psychology is the tool of capitalism because it refutes the existance of ideology. You're denied any education, art and culture is intentionally brainwashing and stupefying. There are no intellectuals; they've all been shamed and humiliated or they've sold out. The only expression is through buying, whether product or drugs - we question strongly people defining themselves by what they consume." (Ian Svenonius of The Make-Up, Excerpts from PI Magazine, September 1997 - Revlon Revolution!)
-Momma loves me.
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?
-I'd be a dolphin because they can kill sharks with their noses.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?
-I used to have Reebok classics but they wore out right quick. Cheap shoes. So I had resorted back to my chucks until I got a new pair of Classic Adidas Sambas.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?
-I'd name it Dammit. That way I can yell "Come here, Dammit!!" in the park and people would get all offended.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?
-I wear pants like Will Oldham (movie star).
-I don't drink like Ian MacKaye (musician).
-I'm a socialist like Robin Hood (fictional character).
-I have hair like Che Guevara (historical figure).
14. what's your favorite body part?
-Hair and eyes.
15. what's your most prized possession?
-guitar
-Morrissey & Siouxsie record
-keytar
16. any special talents?
-I make a mean smoothie.
-I can play a pennywhistle with my nose.
I'm making fun of "emo rockers" at the airport.
I'm trying to understand the concept of punk rock mormons.
Rocking the GODZIRRA boxers.
Sonic Youth rocked me deaf the night before.
I'm bald.