accept me. i'm pretentious, too.
name: mandy (indie fuck)
age: 17
1. top 5 bands
anal cunt, group x, HXC MUTHAS, crying pansies, pretentious art fags
2. top 5 movies
"you're pregnant so i kicked you", "i am so elite i watch movies in which the titles are haikus", "hitler was A sensitive man: a documentary in which we discover the elite ability of the aryan mation", "in which i found my inner sanctification and lived freely", "sunrise/sunset," "eazy e got HIV from freddie mercury: living in the 'hood"
3. 5 words you constantly use.
BLING-BLING, pretentious, masturbation, hamburger, hella
4. why are you better than everyone else?
i don't end my sentences with prepositions. and because your mother said so. and i never capitalize anything.
5. why do you deserve to be here?be
because i gave a thank you card to the guy who raped you
6. how do you show you really are elite?
i ooze short black hair and stripes. i don't eat meat. i ate a lot of mac and cheese and now i'm tired.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks?
no because i have to spend all my money on saddle creek records
8. will you cry if you dont get in?
yes, and i'll vent my feelings self-loathing and staining my glasses from the tears
9. what is something you live by everyday?
a baby a day keeps the Rickets away.
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?
a Dead Baby
how do you get 100 dead babies into a garbage pail? (a blender)
how do you get them back out? indie fucks and baked organic blackbean tortilla crisps
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?
anything from goodwill!! i have some red chuck taylors. i used to have shopping bags i bought by the pound from goodwill!
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?
why? i would name him conor and i would cuddle him because he's soooOOOooOOOooOO hot. then i'd marry him and ask him to write songs about how miserable i make him.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?
the guy on the simpsons who owns the comic book store. because i have zero tolerance for common folk and i know so much more than you about everything.
14. what's your favorite body part?
my ears. because i have 5 inch gauges. or my hair. because it's big and black and no one has hair like it.
15. what's your most prized possession? my livejournal. it's my life. and communities like this.
16. any special talents? i can conform faster than an indie band break-up.
image of me:
my pet:
age: 17
1. top 5 bands
anal cunt, group x, HXC MUTHAS, crying pansies, pretentious art fags
2. top 5 movies
"you're pregnant so i kicked you", "i am so elite i watch movies in which the titles are haikus", "hitler was A sensitive man: a documentary in which we discover the elite ability of the aryan mation", "in which i found my inner sanctification and lived freely", "sunrise/sunset," "eazy e got HIV from freddie mercury: living in the 'hood"
3. 5 words you constantly use.
BLING-BLING, pretentious, masturbation, hamburger, hella
4. why are you better than everyone else?
i don't end my sentences with prepositions. and because your mother said so. and i never capitalize anything.
5. why do you deserve to be here?be
because i gave a thank you card to the guy who raped you
6. how do you show you really are elite?
i ooze short black hair and stripes. i don't eat meat. i ate a lot of mac and cheese and now i'm tired.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks?
no because i have to spend all my money on saddle creek records
8. will you cry if you dont get in?
yes, and i'll vent my feelings self-loathing and staining my glasses from the tears
9. what is something you live by everyday?
a baby a day keeps the Rickets away.
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?
a Dead Baby
how do you get 100 dead babies into a garbage pail? (a blender)
how do you get them back out? indie fucks and baked organic blackbean tortilla crisps
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?
anything from goodwill!! i have some red chuck taylors. i used to have shopping bags i bought by the pound from goodwill!
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?
why? i would name him conor and i would cuddle him because he's soooOOOooOOOooOO hot. then i'd marry him and ask him to write songs about how miserable i make him.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?
the guy on the simpsons who owns the comic book store. because i have zero tolerance for common folk and i know so much more than you about everything.
14. what's your favorite body part?
my ears. because i have 5 inch gauges. or my hair. because it's big and black and no one has hair like it.
15. what's your most prized possession? my livejournal. it's my life. and communities like this.
16. any special talents? i can conform faster than an indie band break-up.
image of me:
my pet: