please don't judge too harshly.
please?
name: Daniel J. Dellacecca (the J. stands for "juh?"
age: 21
location: Milwaukee, WI or Mundelein, IL
1. top 5 bands: Screeching Weasel, Ween, Negativland, Frank Zappa (and the mothers), Dean Martin
2. top 5 movies: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi, Tougher Than Leather, Where The Buffalo Roam
3. 5 words you constantly use: Dude, Fuck, What, Beer, Gay
4. why are you better than everyone else? Because I exist
5. why do you deserve to be here? Because I'm better than you.
6. how do you show you really are elite? By not being a fucking "hipster"
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks? Gladly, but 50 dollars is hard to come by for me.
8. who is your favorite author and why?: Richard Bach, because he wrote my favorite book, Illusions: The Adventures Of A Reluctant Messiah (Jonathan Livingston Seagull is good too)
9. what is something you live by everyday?: Rock Music
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?: A chimp, because they are better than me, which equals better than everything
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?: the Vans my mom bought for me
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?: I'd name it Steve, because why the fuck should we limit "human" names to "humans"?
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?: Either Homer Simpson or ALF, because I make lots of impulsive, often stupid descisions in the name of social commentary and I love the taste of felines.
14. what's your favorite body part?: Breasts
15. what's your most prized possession?: Epiphone Korina Flying V. If that needs an explanation than you must be Pat Halloran.
16. any special talents?: Only my superior yaw control
name: Daniel J. Dellacecca (the J. stands for "juh?"
age: 21
location: Milwaukee, WI or Mundelein, IL
1. top 5 bands: Screeching Weasel, Ween, Negativland, Frank Zappa (and the mothers), Dean Martin
2. top 5 movies: A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return Of The Jedi, Tougher Than Leather, Where The Buffalo Roam
3. 5 words you constantly use: Dude, Fuck, What, Beer, Gay
4. why are you better than everyone else? Because I exist
5. why do you deserve to be here? Because I'm better than you.
6. how do you show you really are elite? By not being a fucking "hipster"
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks? Gladly, but 50 dollars is hard to come by for me.
8. who is your favorite author and why?: Richard Bach, because he wrote my favorite book, Illusions: The Adventures Of A Reluctant Messiah (Jonathan Livingston Seagull is good too)
9. what is something you live by everyday?: Rock Music
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?: A chimp, because they are better than me, which equals better than everything
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?: the Vans my mom bought for me
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?: I'd name it Steve, because why the fuck should we limit "human" names to "humans"?
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?: Either Homer Simpson or ALF, because I make lots of impulsive, often stupid descisions in the name of social commentary and I love the taste of felines.
14. what's your favorite body part?: Breasts
15. what's your most prized possession?: Epiphone Korina Flying V. If that needs an explanation than you must be Pat Halloran.
16. any special talents?: Only my superior yaw control