-Your Mama-
name: Lindsey Alana [YouGetNoLastName]
age: 18.
location: Athens, GA. A.k.a., Pretentious College Kid Central.
1. top 5 bands: The Cure, Our Lady Peace, Joni Mitchell, Rebekah, and Johnny Cash.
2. top 5 movies: The Crow, Hurricane Streets, Waking Life, The Birds, and Weird Science.
3. 5 words you constantly use: Slut-puppy, thus, shyte, aye, and motherbastard.
4. why are you better than everyone else? Because I'm the grammar stigmatic.
5. why do you deserve to be here? Because I feel it's rather obvious that I'm one elite bitch.
6. how do you show you really are elite? I have it tattooed on my forehead. Except not really.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks? I've only given money to a bum once. I looked down and happen to noticed a red dot on my t-shirt. At first, I thought there was a sniper, and I was going to be on the evening news. But no, I watched the dot as it moved away, down my legs, across the sidewalk, and into a paper cup that some bum held in his hand. So I threw in a couple of bucks.
Hey, he was a clever fucker.
8. who is your favorite author and why?: About 3 years ago, I would've said Ann Rice. I was, in fact, a gothic fucker who smoked cloves whilst devouring her books. Now, I barely have time to read anything other than social security files.
9. what is something you live by everyday?: These words from my mother -- "Lindsey, suck it the fuck up, realize you're better than everybody else, and go get what you want."
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?: A black panther because they're fuck'n gorgeous, and have the sassiest glares.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?: Black, knee-high combat boots made from all man made materials. 'Cause I'll have no part of a dead animal touching me, or making its way through my digestive system, thankyouverymuch.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?: Sushi. Because I can.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?: Susana Kaysen, ala Girl, Interrupted. [Book, not movie, 'cause I'm no Winona Ryder.] I suffer from borderline personality disorder as well, and would so blow my boyfriend in a mental institute.
14. what's your favorite body part?: Collarbones fascinate me.
15. what's your most prized possession?: My Zuri Riva. [Beautiful Dreamer]
16. any special talents?: I can lick my elbow. You can't. Try it.
age: 18.
location: Athens, GA. A.k.a., Pretentious College Kid Central.
1. top 5 bands: The Cure, Our Lady Peace, Joni Mitchell, Rebekah, and Johnny Cash.
2. top 5 movies: The Crow, Hurricane Streets, Waking Life, The Birds, and Weird Science.
3. 5 words you constantly use: Slut-puppy, thus, shyte, aye, and motherbastard.
4. why are you better than everyone else? Because I'm the grammar stigmatic.
5. why do you deserve to be here? Because I feel it's rather obvious that I'm one elite bitch.
6. how do you show you really are elite? I have it tattooed on my forehead. Except not really.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks? I've only given money to a bum once. I looked down and happen to noticed a red dot on my t-shirt. At first, I thought there was a sniper, and I was going to be on the evening news. But no, I watched the dot as it moved away, down my legs, across the sidewalk, and into a paper cup that some bum held in his hand. So I threw in a couple of bucks.
Hey, he was a clever fucker.
8. who is your favorite author and why?: About 3 years ago, I would've said Ann Rice. I was, in fact, a gothic fucker who smoked cloves whilst devouring her books. Now, I barely have time to read anything other than social security files.
9. what is something you live by everyday?: These words from my mother -- "Lindsey, suck it the fuck up, realize you're better than everybody else, and go get what you want."
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?: A black panther because they're fuck'n gorgeous, and have the sassiest glares.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?: Black, knee-high combat boots made from all man made materials. 'Cause I'll have no part of a dead animal touching me, or making its way through my digestive system, thankyouverymuch.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why?: Sushi. Because I can.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?: Susana Kaysen, ala Girl, Interrupted. [Book, not movie, 'cause I'm no Winona Ryder.] I suffer from borderline personality disorder as well, and would so blow my boyfriend in a mental institute.
14. what's your favorite body part?: Collarbones fascinate me.
15. what's your most prized possession?: My Zuri Riva. [Beautiful Dreamer]
16. any special talents?: I can lick my elbow. You can't. Try it.