You wish you were this elite...
name : jeff
age : 18
location : arizona
1. top 5 bands :
goldfinger, reel big fish, mest, pietasters, mad caddies
2. top 5 movies :
lilo & stitch, van wilder, gross pointe blank, super troopers, anything where mel gibson runs around killing englishmen with blood all over his face
3. 5 words you constantly use :
howdy, phwamp, this, is , true
4. why are you better than everyone else?
i have minions. they do my bidding.
5. why do you deserve to be here?
Uhhh ....cause im elite. Why the hell else would I deserve to be here? 'Cause I have nice teeth?
6. how do you show you really are elite?
I make people cry until they admit it. Once they do I'll take them out to lunch...on them.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks?
id give him A buck, but it would be the deer kind. he could sell it if he wanted to. id go buy something cool with my $50.
8. who is your favorite author and why?
Thoreau. Because Walden is a never-ending supply of bad-ass quotes.
9. what is something you live by everyday?
my ugly brown chair. i got it at goodwill for $9.99. It's by my bed and my desk, and I'm never usually on it...so I'm usually next to it.
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why?
A penguin. Cause they are all innocent looking and nobody would suspect them. A ninja penguin could wreak some serious havoc.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear?
I'm still wearing my Docs from work. They make me look elite. Or at least not ghetto.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it?
Dog. And I don't give a crap if its not original, 'cause its functional! That’s what I would call it anyway. All the cats I see are named 'cat', all the dogs I see are named 'dog', and my little sister and my niece and nephew are all either named 'kid' or 'youngin'.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why?
Me. I'm just like me. In like, all the ways I could be. Only more elite.
14. what's your favorite body part?
Fingers are pretty cool. Or maybe the stomach. Yeah, much is determined by the stomach. And it must be pretty cool cause its the part that people will most often talk to.
15. what's your most prized possession?
My computer...or my car...or my camera. Without the car I wouldn't be able to make the money to buy the other crap back. I'll go with the car. Anybody wana buy it?
16. any special talents?
I know over 57,000 ways to kill a man with a pen cap. Or a woman.
And I can't juggle.
