name - jen
age - 18
location - arkansas
1. top 5 bands - i moderate
thefuckyoucrew, which means i have better taste in music than any of you. but for kicks, i like the liars, holy molar, ex models, sick lipstick, and pink & brown.
2. top 5 movies - harold and maude, gummo, buffalo 66, animal house, and happiness.
3. 5 words you constantly use. - mother fucker, ass, jesus christ.
4. why are you better than everyone else? - people are generally stupid.
5. why do you deserve to be here? - i'm probably too good for this community. my joining would increase the community's status.
6. how do you show you really are elite? - im a snob. i don't associate with people who aren't up to my standards. for example, i was accepted to
the_cool_club, but quit soon after. the community wasn't classy enough for me.
7. if you had 50 dollars would you give a bum a couple bucks? - of course not.
8. who is your favorite author and why? - sylvia plath. her books make me feel good about my life.
9. what is something you live by everyday? - even if i know what i'm doing isn't that cool, i make it look good. if i act like what i'm doing is cool, other people will think it's cool as well. this prevents me from ever being embarrassed.
10. if you were an animal, what kind would you be? why? - animals are stupid. i like being a person.
11. what kind of shoes do you wear? - lately i've been wearing these flats i got from project love. they're light pink with flowered imprint around the toes.
12. if you had a puppy what would you name it? why? - axel, because guns n roses are awesome.
13. compare yourself to someone famous (movie star, musician, fictional character, historical figure). why? - obsessing over famous people is beyond lame. i don't follow the personal life of anyone. so i therefore cannot compare.
14. what's your favorite body part? - my hips or my breasts. i like my womanhood.
15. what's your most prized possession? - my music collection.
16. any special talents? - i'm a good writer, i'm crafty, and i've got mad html skills.