Epically Failed Lock

[elite_plow]

Huh, so that was an organic wedding.

...

...

it was nice.

Comments

[tamerwithamouth]

Organic wedding?

There was a meat buffet and I MISSED IT?!

[elite_plow]

Uhhh...

??

There was a lot of organic meat on the table I guess...

[tamerwithamouth]

Please tell me you saved some!

Er, my partner seems a little... unhinged...

Oh, c'mon, I just got here and I haven't had anything to eat!

[elite_plow]

Uh... didn't get a chance to. I'm not really much of an eating person.

[onebotwrecker]

Who... ARE... you?

[elite_plow]

...?

SLAG!

BULKHEAD! DELETE THAT STATEMENT!

/fiddles with D-Comm, utterly destroys any chance of lock

NO!

[onebotwrecker]

... Guys.

Sentinel's been taken over by space barnacles. Or... something.

[elite_plow]

HEY!

I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF MAKING SENSITIVE STATEMENTS!

I just choose not to.

I hope you deleted that from your memory banks or so help me, I'll come at you with an EMP Generator.

[livingontheweb]

My God. He does have the Cybertronian equivalent of a soul. Who knew?

[elite_plow]

One more word out of you arachnid and I'll make sure you wished you never came online!

[livingontheweb]

Like you're the first person to ever say something like that to me. Newsflash Mr. Plow, if you'd stop getting so annoyed by everything I say, I'd stop annoying you.

[scrappystinger]

...

Well.

[elite_plow]

Don't. Even.

[scrappystinger]

...whaaaaaat? Who said I was going to? >_>

[elite_plow]

Oh I know.

Don't. Even.