HOW DARE YOU CRITICIZE MY WRITING I'M LEAVING 4EVAR!!!11!

[andromedaprime]

Fellow elitists,

It appears that a great relief miracle tragedy has occurred on fanfiction.net. Some of you from Deviantart and ff.net may know of an author named kohakuaru, who has written an "epic" fanfic of the demonshota variety called Needed Sufferance. For those of you that need a primer (or dislike retching up your lunch), it is essentially a

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[astrokittie]

Oh christ, I considered actually reading that because it sounds hilarious from your description, but now that I know that there's an audiobook version?

I'M IN.

Also $2 says she's back tomorrow. Or within a week.

[astrokittie]

... okay so I just lot my shit at 29 seconds in.

WELP.

[andromedaprime]

I feel you, man. Epic readings are just plain awesomesauce in general, but the fic is so...AWFUL.

[astrokittie]

The fact that Ciel is read in Sean Connery makes it even better.

Or worse.

[andromedaprime]

I don't know, man. Sebastian's voice is the one that does it for me every time. I mean, Holy God, it's the perfect emo-whiner voice.

[acidicdemonmilk]

It always makes me happy to see an idiot leave the fandom or at least to stop rubbing their shit all over it. Sure, I like badfic too but sometime it's like deer season. Theres too many deer so you have to shoot some of them.

[astrokittie]

Oh christ, I just realized that the audiobook version is only the first chapter. And it's 6 parts?!

Also the thing I find funniest is that William has a mansion.
OBVIOUSLY~ HE LIVES AT SHINIGAMI HEADQUARTERS AND NEVER SLEEPS.
And if he does live elsewhere, it's probably a really shitty little apartment that he never spends any time in, because he's always working working working~~

/SPAMS THIS POST

[andromedaprime]

Not only is it a mansion, but it's a mansion with a PERSONAL TORTURE CHAMBER. WITH A HUMAN-SIZED TANK OF FORMALDEHYDE. Goddamn he has to be embezzling from the shinigami budget like HELL to afford all that crap. And if he is, why isn't anyone in the financing department noticing that a sixteenth of their budget is going towards preservatives and bondage gear?

/MORE SPAM MOOOARRR

[astrokittie]

OH BOY I HOPE SOMEONE ALERTS ME WHEN IT GOES ON THE MARKET. I OH SO WANT ME ONE OF THOSE!

Maybe Will is the financing department.

I was going to read the rest of the fic, but I gave up a paragraph in to the second chapter and am now reading 70's gay nazi pulp fiction erotica instead.

Sad to say, it is much, much better written.

[seven_future]

I wish every time a person said they were leaving forever, they actually did it, because holy fuck I'm running out of icons for gifspams.