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elitistcatgirl

Cat 02: New Cooking job!

Oct 07, 2009 17:42

*You'll notice the kitchen is busy lately. Kyouka is hard at work, cooking up some sort of stew.

Nevermind the fact that Kyouka's chopping up her ingredients with a chainsaw, using poisonous levels of spices, and not even bothering to kill any sort of meat she chucks in there.

The stew has fish, and the fish is still frickin' alive. It's begging you ( Read more... )

oh god why is she cooking

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prinnyvulcanus October 7 2009, 23:57:57 UTC

[After nearly dying of hunger, our idiotic Prinny who we all love to abuse has relented and is eating...demon food.]

[However...]

YOU EXPECT ME TO EAT THIS!

elitistcatgirl October 8 2009, 00:02:28 UTC

Of course I do! Growing... *looks at him* angry penguin things need their nutrients! So don't give me any backtalk, you bastard!

[The fish drunkenly hazes out: "Just put me out of my misery already..."]

prinnyvulcanus October 8 2009, 00:03:48 UTC

It's still talking!

Only a demon could create such things!

elitistcatgirl October 8 2009, 02:07:54 UTC

It's not talking! It's just a figment of the imagination of a purely disobedient child who doesn't want to eat his dinner!

[[The fish continues to plead "eat meee~"]]

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pet_moonrabbit October 8 2009, 02:36:01 UTC

... this is why I do my own cooking.

Can't this place hire real chefs?

elitistcatgirl October 8 2009, 02:55:30 UTC

C'mon, don't be shy, you know you wanna eat it.

[The fish agrees. "C'mon. eat meeee. I'm miserable here!"]

pet_moonrabbit October 8 2009, 02:57:12 UTC

... I'll stick with what I know.

elitistcatgirl October 8 2009, 04:46:33 UTC

You're a sad and boring individual, for one person not willing to experiment!

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If there's anyone here with off tastes... moe_elemental October 8 2009, 05:05:56 UTC

How polite! [Nia bows to the fish, then takes a dainty bite of it.]

elitistcatgirl October 8 2009, 05:24:54 UTC

*Kyouka is stunned!*

R-really?! You like my cooking?

I initially typoed "spices" as "spiders". Subconscious at work? moe_elemental October 8 2009, 16:25:39 UTC

Yes indeed!

[Another bite.]

What manner of spices did you use?

elitistcatgirl October 8 2009, 17:51:44 UTC

Nyahahahaha! I used all of them! What's wrong with a little of everything?

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asshatoverlord October 10 2009, 06:11:19 UTC

What the HELL is this crap!? I thought one chef was bad enough!!

elitistcatgirl October 10 2009, 06:34:13 UTC

Nyahahahahaha! Kyouka-sama only uses the finest ingredients in making her dishes, and by finest I also mean A LOT! So if you've got a problem with that, you BETTER EAT IT ANYWAY.

asshatoverlord October 10 2009, 07:18:50 UTC

But this doesn't even look like it's edible! It looks like it would put up a fight if I tried to eat it!!

Food's supposed to be.. you know.. tasty!

elitistcatgirl October 10 2009, 13:17:20 UTC

Looks can be deceiving~

And fighting for your food makes it more scrumptious!

[The fish is talking: "Arrggghhh, please eat meeee"]