Fuck you teeth

[elixxir]

So my teeth fell out.

The first teefs fell out when I had dem babies. Something about my bad genetics + their parasitic nature leeching out all my calcium = 2 broken teeth.

I didn't get those fixed cuz they were back teeth and so had no partner to build a bridge one and no money for stupid broken teeth not covered by insurance.

Except now the teef

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[greylock]

No idea what a Liberal majority will do to this province. Stay tuned.

Is Liberal conservative in Canada (as it is here)? We sent our PM over to hang with Harper this week. They are best buddies.

I am sorry about your teeth.

[elixxir]

No a Progressive Conservative (PC) is Harper here. The Liberals that got elected here are the opposite of that. Normally I'd be happy except for the many many billion dollar spending scandals we just rewarded them for. Our province has gone from a "have" province that contributed to the welfare of the poorer Canadian provinces to a "have not" one that receives aid under their 8 year leadership. That's due to a lot more factors than just who was in power tho so I really don't know what happens from here. That's as true of life too tho :)

[etcet]

At least you can still drink, so there's vodka.

You apparently look like two small boys holding a smaller, browner child.

[elixxir]

Vodka!!! Also racist! :p