September and I are in a fight

[elixxir]

Tried to bake cookies tonight. The oven caught on fire as it was heating up.

Washing machine died last week. Cuz nothing says sexy like hand washing your sons' skid marked underwear.

Then my purse just kind of dissolved last week. Strangest thing. Like the purse strap snapped and then the bottom disappeared and tampons were flying as far as the

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[nights_promise]

Mmmm vodka...

[elixxir]

Yes please!

[greylock]

I have three flavours of vodka: salted caramel, original, and one which I can't swear to, but I think is butterscotch.

We likv in a caramel age of vodka!
(It's like a golden age, but vodka with gold flakes in it is such a waste of gold).

[mariediocre]

Holy crap, something in retrograde? That is an abysmal run of luck. I'm so sorry *hugs*