Peter, the spider was me. I did say I'd get my revenge! And I decided you needed something silly and juvenile. I didn't know you were still such an arachnaphobe. Nor did I tell Aly to throw it at you, she made that part up herself!

Which is why I waited until you were having surgery to admit to this! Aren't I lovely?

Ah, siblings.

The shelter has a new volunteer and she's exactly what we've been looking for for a long time. She's kind and open and wonderful. I'm very glad she applied ( Read more... )

I am going to have a sister-in-law and I am so excited. I just spent the last few hours with Aly, telling her how she's perfect for Peter. Far better than the other people he's been with. And by far better, I mean like the distance from here to Pluto. Which I maintain is still a planet and always will be, thank you. She makes him so happy and ( Read more... )

Farewell, Sweet Bianca. You'll be missed.

I will not take my brother off life support, Dr. Fancypants. I don't give a shite what you recommend. I won't do it. I can't.

But he'd want me to.