Death Notices

[elizabethbennet]

We have started the most depressing part of journalism class..writing obituaries

Comments

[bassfolk]

Thank god, I thought she'd never die.

jk

[ex_assessme]

Any of the following would have been acceptable:

-Bled to death from a ridiculous plentitude of paper cuts.
-Drowned in pencil shavings
-Beat to death by bottle nosed dolphins

Good ol' wild closet socksearch trip dogmeal death will do though.