morning drivel

[elizbeta]

when typing in a text message, after entering a few letters in a word, my phone occasionally decides to help out by filling in the word it thinks i may use. this word may be a word i commonly use in text messages, or a word used by many, or one that fits the sentence. today, after simply entering "Gi" the phone decided to fill in "Gimp!". i am

Comments

[amyro]

"Introduce him to a brick" - ah, the verbal comedic-violence gene found only in certain strains of slim Michigander always expresses itself when subjected to a high stress environment.

Or rather, Snar snar, you is funny when you ain't feelin no good. Hyar!

hold up, wait a minute

[elizbeta]

HEY HEY HEY THERE. i may have lived in michigan for 2 years as a wee toddler, but i was born and bred in san francisco, chumo.

also- KAISER BABYS ROCK! yeah!

[elizbeta]

i translated the last paragraph in my post to russian, and then back to english, using an online translator. i am extremely amused with the results.

"I now work, and extremely tired. Who has the hell decided, what is average working week - 5 days? I want to be submitted to this person, and then to represent to their brick. Or present them to me, conducting the lorry, with some kind of the specialized brick launcher. A brick launcher which aspires to the person. Ah yes. Happy ideas."

YAY! russian brick launching!

[amyro]

Stroke of genious, my good man Hugh. Stroke of genious.